Now there's a product name you're bound to remember.

And in a year or so she's going to need Lysol....

'Continuous medication"...for the eternally sick!

Annnnd,,,here we go again....

I'm really starting to wonder how many different ways there are to stink up the joint!

"Ugly underarm ordor"

Two full quart capacity?

This Dick has gone limp!

My internals need cleanin'!

"Between toe" odor. Yep, that was the first place I was thinking of stickin' my nose.

Go ahead..take a good, heady whiff of those pits before you knock someone else out with 'em

A gold digger with rotten breath!

If she's locked out how is she going to get to her bottle of Lysol??

I love how the companies tried to keep up with the "hip jargon" of the day..everything's swingin'...except your pad!!!!

He's about to smack her cuz her kootch stinks!

The aparatus is awkward and unsightly. Norforms, on the other hand, looks like a sharp, fake fingernail.

I wonder if there's a special hotel all these guys end up at...

And...another one out the door.

Next ordeal will involve the Lysol.

Let us all remember this sage advice.

Creepy!

Pine Tar...to get rid of scalp odor?

Now get your skanky ass into the tub n' scrub clean, woman! (You'd think they'd know by now!)

POURING out more perspiration!

Pinesol's good in a pinch too.

This is both an odor and a dasatrdly doc one..so you get twice for your money. "Mu-col?" WTF?? And you have to be over 18 to buy it! Not only that, it doesn't injure delicate membranes like carbolic or mercury solutions!!! What were they doing back then, trying to fry their vaginas out???