Disrespectin' da pits!

Rotten mouth a plenty

Do the math. Stinky kootch=divorce.

Va jay-jays around the world foiled again!

Dear Miss Rotten Crotch....

Deal with a woman's problem like a woman, dammit!

Read and learn, stinky.

Huh?

Smart, dumb and pe-yew!

Maybe your husband is the douche.

Don't stink up the theater!

Let's skip the explaination.

Remind yourself how disgusting you are!

"It protects you...calmly and quietly." What else is it supposed to do..be screaming?

Not made to please the palate. Look out.

To "queer you" with a man?

Don't be denied life's thrilling moments!!

Another one out the door!

The tension's so thick you could cut it with a bar of soap!

Life Buoy- a cock blocking fave!