To "queer you" with a man?

Don't be denied life's thrilling moments!!

Another one out the door!

The tension's so thick you could cut it with a bar of soap!

Life Buoy- a cock blocking fave!

Clean kootches melt the ice.

She dislodges her head from the sewer pipe....

Universally condemned!

And to think I wasted a good evening when I could have been smelling all my armholes. Crap!

After the event was over the hotel had to fumigate from all the Mavis Mavens

Boy if this stuff works as well as it claims let's stuff some in Rush Limbaugh's mouth!!!

Oh yeah..a happy marriage where neither can be honest with one another.

Her friend had to tell her her underwear stunk.